"If you’re ever around gay penguins and you see how much they love each other? That’s what we have." - Amy Poehler

chrssy:

riding your man like

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carryonmy-assbutt:

lucithor:

WHY THE HELL IS IT THAT IF I SAY “NO THANKS, I DON’T LIKE ORANGE JUICE” PEOPLE ACCEPT THAT AND NEVER OFFER ME IT AGAIN

BUT AS SOON AS I SAY “NO THANKS, I DON’T LIKE BEER/WINE/ALCOHOL” PEOPLE TAKE THAT AS AN INVITATION TO TRY AND FORCE IT ON ME AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY

NO, I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND I DO NOT LIKE THE TASTE I DON’T WANT TO “GET USED TO IT” OR “ACQUIRE THE TASTE” JUST LEAVE ME ALONE STOP TRYING TO GET ME TO DRINK

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

scootsummers:

only true 2012 bloggers remember franceium

pippinforthewin:

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